Characters are very, very disproportionate in "Return to Earth"

After last week's review of "Evacuation Earth", the Official Nintendo Magazine have now reviewed the Doctor's Wii outing - "Return to Earth". The game is released on Friday, so if you have any doubts (which you should!), be sure to read the review.

"Playing Return To Earth is a profoundly miserable experience. The story's abysmal, an incoherent, contrived excuse to throw the big villains in.

The script is also bad - odd lines of excruciatingly awkward dialogue sandwiched between tech-babble whose only purpose is to explain the irrelevant, repetitive gameplay."

Please visit ONM's article, where you'll see exactly how bad "Return to Earth" really is.

Thanks to Wizzer10 for the heads-up!